Sunday, March 14, 2010

Grammar Hammer

A preposition is something that you should not end a sentence in. And you should not start a sentence with a conjunction. However, some words may only start a sentence under certain conditions. I notice all of these tiny grammatical errors, and sometimes make the same errors myself knowingly, but I usually don’t worry about it because in the words of one of my favorite podcasters, “This is the kind of pedantry up with which we shall not put!”

One of the finer points of grammar that I notice being violated most often is the use of were and was. I think that most people just don’t really know the difference. All the time, I hear people say “If I was… I would…”

Here’s a chart of correct uses.

Were vs. Was Possible Contrary to the fact (correct grammatically)
Present If I am a rich man, I don’t have to work hard. If I WERE a rich man, I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Past If I WAS a rich man, I didn’t have to work hard. If I WERE a rich man, I wouldn’t have had to work hard.
If I had been a rich man, I wouldn’t have had to work hard.

Sorry to those of you who got a ton of tweets about this post because I keep editing it.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year

Goblets

Here’s to a happy new year. Tamara and I enjoyed an evening of games and cleaning. We got the Christmas ornaments packed up and broke out the goblets to bring in the new year.

  • Earlier in the day I got a lot of work done around the house:
  • Repaired a door knob
  • installed 2 light sensors
  • cleaned floors
  • 2 loads laundry
  • dishes
  • beat Tamara at 5 Crowns
  • beat Tamara at Yahtzee
  • got beat by Tamara at Blink
  • replaced shingles that blew off in a storm

Shingling shed

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Winter- Growing Season

In most places, winter is the non-growing season. Not so in Phoenix. Its true that many trees are losing or have lost their leaves and some kinds of grass are brown for a few months but almost everything around my house is still growing.

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This is an agave plant. It has been growing new leaves in the center ever since we planted it and it’s growing as fast as ever during the shortest days of the year.

IMG_0007This is honey suckle. It’s not in bloom yet, but you can see a bunch of buds in this picture.

 

IMG_0011This is a variegated vine. I don’t know much more about it than that. I don’t know whether it ever blooms, but it does have new growth.


 

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This is the bud of a bougainvillea plant. It really is worth clicking the picture to get a better view. I got lucky on this picture.

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This picture is really good too. You can even see little hairs growing on the bougainvillea flowers. They start out green and turn white.

 

IMG_0017 Tamara’s Fern has new growth on it.IMG_0034

The Yellow Bird of Paradise is actually blooming, but this picture only shows buds.

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The Mexican Bird of Paradise has new red leave on it. They turn green as they mature.

 IMG_0015The lemon leaves also start red & go green.

IMG_0045 This is an Aloe Vera bud. Or maybe it’s the blossom. This plant hasn’t bloomed since I’ve lived here, so I’m not sure.IMG_0021

We also have cute little baby Aloe Vera plants.

 

IMG_0038 This is new growth (FINALLY!) on our Star Jasmine vine growing on the über-ugly mailbox post. Well, it’s wrapped around it anyway. We hope it will grow onto it and hide the ugliness that is our mailbox.

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These pansies definitely think this is Spring time.

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The orange trumpet vine just blooms whenever it wants.

IMG_0024 And finally, after we thought they might die, (and most of the plants did) the snap dragons decided to bloom one more time. The other snap dragons didn’t die of wintery coldness. I drowned them. On accident. Several times.

I didn’t even take pictures of the Lobelia or the Lantana that we have blooming right now. IMG_0004

This is my Swiss Chard. Yum! Most of the plants look something like this medium colored red chard. They, at least, are supposed to grow in wintery weather.

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This picture shows the dark chard on the right and the green chard in the middle. On the left is some nasturtium, which most people do not believe is a kind of chard at all. It hasn’t bloomed yet, but when it does, I will eat the flowers in a salad.

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These might be daisies. I planted lots of Shasta Daisy seeds from my wedding throughout the chard garden, but I had never grown daisies before and I didn’t know what they were going to look like. So I let all the dandelions get really big just in case they turned out to be daisies. When I was fully sure that they really were dandelions, I finally pulled them. It more than decimated the garden!

All along I had been pulling anything that sprouted with really round leaves. I was sure that the daisies would not start off with round leaves because mature daisies have long leaves and the seeds were long and skinny. Well, these plants that I expect to turn out to be daisies have two round leaves under the long leaves, which means that the very first two leaves to pop out of the soil were round. I may have killed more daisies than have survived just because I didn’t know what they looked like. And I’m still not sure I’ve identified them correctly yet.

Cooking with No Food

Jack-hand recipes
Ok. This post is more about our cooking adventure than it is about the food. We had essentially no food in the house so it was time to be creative. I thought we should make biscuits. Much discussion ensued about what to eat with biscuits.

Tamara is partial to her mom’s recipe for biscuits, so we called Andrea and asked her for the recipe. We also asked what we should have on the biscuits and she suggested Creamed Tuna. We got that recipe from her too. I used Jack-hand (not real shorthand) to copy it down. I wrote really fast.
Jack stirring cream sauce
This is my first cream sauce I’ve ever made. Please don’t notice that I’m in my pajamas. Really the sauce in this picture is ready for me to move on to the next step, but it’s waiting for its picture to be taken. This sauce starts off with a roux. I had never made a roux before either.

Tamara made the biscuits without any help from me, so there are no pictures of me making the biscuits. And my pajamas stayed clean. (no flour)
Yum. CTR Biscuits
Here is the meal. In the foreground you see pears in a little fruit bowl that Tamara got from her mom and dad for Christmas. We love our little fruit bowls and we’re glad to be using our nice china again because it’s microwave safe and dishwasher safe, which the Christmas dishes weren’t.

To the right is the Creamed Tuna, which we put on the biscuits like gravy. It was yum if I do say so myself.

In back you see the biscuits. Some are Choose the Right shaped biscuits. They were yum too.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

I got my blog back!


After well over a year of having my original blog confiscated, and after finally giving up on ever getting it back, I requested one more time that they give me back my blog and they finally relented. So now I have combined the old blog and the new blog at the new address with the new layout and theme.


I really wanted to get a really cool template and theme for my blog, but it looks like most of the cool templates are somewhat girly. If I had my nice big screen that Dad gave me last year with me, then I would just create my own, but right now I'm on my little netbook. It has the power but not the screen space for doing that kind of photo editing.

I wanted to put this sunset skyline of Phoenix as the banner of my blog, but it just wasn't quite wide enough for me so I went with the other option, which does fit the color scheme of my blog pretty much anyway.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

I've been having a great time at the Robertsons' house. We had a lot of fun opening presents and stockings, eating the traditional tea-ring, and drinking homemade eggnog.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

New Blog Address

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It is increasingly clear that I will never get my original blog back. Google has determined that I was not a person and will not change its mind, so I will cease to protest the inexorable machine that is the Googlemonster with my blog address. My blog will no longer be found at myblogwasjacked.blogspot.com. This is no longer my secondary blog while I wait for my primary blog to be given back to me. My new (and long since current) address is

http://Jack.Turner08.com

Soon, I will leave behind the depressing black theme as I leave behind the memory of what was done to my poor innocent blog who’s only crime was excessive enthusiasm for a few products that I had enjoyed and linking to websites that sold them.

If you really must have the blogspot.com address of my blog it is now iknowjackturner.blogspot.com. Personally I like the turner08.com address better because I can point that link to wherever I want and if I someday move to a non-google service for my blog, the turner08 blog address will point to that new blog without hassle.